[Full-Disclosure] RE: EMPIRICAL SECURITY ADVISORY 0x02
hellnbak at nmrc.org
Fri Sep 20 04:40:21 BST 2002
Not to be picky but you have a couple errors in your advisory that I feel
I must correct.
> I was on the elevator the other day, going downstairs to get a cup of
> coffee the other day, when on the 2nd floor a herd of fucking CATTLE
> came on. These women were BIG.
If these women exceeded 166lbs each the elevator would have been far
beyond load. A DoS in itself I would suspect.
Also your calculation of the unit "Manzuik" was way off.
> Steve Manzuik (hellNbak)
> Height: 5' 5"
> Width: 5' 5"
> Weight: 350lbs
> (this unit of measurement henceforth referred to as a "Manzuik")
It is more like Height: 6' 3"
Width: 1' 3"
And these numbers are not even exact. Height can change with my state of
arrousal (hows that for a mental picture....) as can width. Weight, well
that is easily plus or minus 30lbs depending on a number of factors.
So yeah, based on the numbers, and the forgotten gas ratio, you don't want
any more than 8 Manzuik on the elevator. But most elevator contain
redundant cabling and braking systems so this vulnerability is nothing
Boy, its nice to be loved enough that I get the honor of being used in
this example. Do you mind if I attach this advisory to my resume, I am
sure I can drive up my consulting fees with it.
"I don't intend to offend, I offend with my intent"
hellNbak at nmrc.org
PS: Eat me bitch.
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