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<p>I have a long
history of enabling people on the Internet that want to troll or ruin.
Generally I find that if people have the desire to ruin something, it
deserves to be ruined. I am a karmatic implement at most. I am a big
believer in the Holy equation:</p>
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<pre><strong>imposition of order = escalation of chaos</strong></pre>
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<p>Generally I find that someone who uses abuse teams, DMCAs and other
legal and social implements to impose an artificial sense of order upon
harmless trolling is inviting an escalation of chaos. Where the entropy
falls can be troublesome for would-be imposers of order– you can’t ask
a stochastic element to neatly fall upon the comment page of your blog.</p>
<p>Whoever fucked with Kathy Sierra clearly had a pattern of escalation
as evidenced by a trail of now-defunct blogs. Kathy hollers like a
stuck pig as she wonders why the trolls escalated to magnitudes which
she could no longer control. The answer is obvious: she fought the LOL.
The LOL won. She flew off the handle trying to silence criticism of her
books, and this is what she got. This is what the Internet was founded
on. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.</p>
<p>Internet ruin is a global scale-free network. There are no central
hubs, there are hundreds of thousands of ruiners that are like peas in
a pod and where there is hilarity a few of them will jump in and cause
a ruckus like white lightning. Nevertheless there are certain styles
that some ruiners have that you learn to recognize.</p>
<p>I reckon Kathy’s ruin was in the lineage of a great form. It dates
back to the earliest days of the Internet but really took its peak in a
GNAA member named Grog. This sort of personal terrorism was his
specialty. Grog was an angst-ridden phone troll from Australia that
left ruined lives and businesses in his wake. He would have people
deported. He was the master of finding or creating weakness in the
human psyche and destroying people from a distance. He called his
method “ruined 4 lyfe”, as it would leave a lasting impression on the
psyches of his victims. Worthless bloggers locking themselves in their
homes and ditching their keynotes at conferences for idiots? Exactly
the kind of message the Internet needs to send.</p>
<p>My usual response to personal ruin is to pull the social security
number and current address of the victim and dump it to public mailing
lists. However checking up on Kathy’s SSN shows something odd– here is
a woman pushing 50 and yet her first established address was in 2004 at
a hotel. From there, a fascinating and dark tale unfolded from her
public and private records.</p>
<p>While many may consider Kathy’s reaction to threats of sexual
violence ridiculous, it is put into perspective when you examine her
past. Her medical records up to early 2001 tell the tale of a battered
wife. Late night emergency room visits for stitches, followed later by
the consults of plastic surgeons to make sure scars don’t achieve
permanence. In 2000, the battery became more intense with a broken
bone. With a worthless degree in physiology and a wealthy husband that
had taken care of her all her life, Kathy’s options for independence
were slim. She had to do something to get out.</p>
<p>Kathy entered into divorce proceedings with her former spouse John
M. Kozel with accusations of domestic violence (finalized on
09/05/2001, Jefferson County Colorado docket DR001396). With no proof
to substantiate them, the court considered her claims as meritless and
Kathy was left with nothing. After the divorce, a pattern in her credit
record indicates homelessness. No established address and existing
credit card debt on maxed cards accumulating with no end. Kathy stayed
mobile for almost 3 years with no job and no established address,
prostituting herself to earn money.</p>
<p>Kathy had taken a class on java and sucked dick enough to get placed
on the development team for the PC version of “All Dogs Go to Heaven”
which was a free handout in cereal boxes. She devised a plan to shift
up her clientele from truck-stops to O’Reilly conferences. Despite
having a physed degree, only knowing enough java to code helloworld and
the only commercial project she worked on having been handed out for
free in cereal boxes, Kathy would pawn herself off as an expert in game
development and AI to web2.0 morons! She picked the right crowd to be a
huckster in as those gimps will believe anything.</p>
<p>Let’s face the obvious: all these blogger faggots are coming to
Kathy’s defense because she’s the girl who gets the train run on her at
O’Reilly events. Kathy is a cockholster chugged full of cum that isn’t
even worth giving the time of day. Just get a fucking whore off of
Craigslist next time and there will be much less drama from some prima
donna that is too big for her britches.</p>
<p>She shacked up with Albert James Bates IV, or Bert, as he sticks on
the books he “co-authors” with Kathy. Really, they’re authored by
others poorly, and they just stick their names on the co-authors list
because they run the publishing company. Bert moved into a hotel with
Kathy in 2004 where she continued acting as a prostitute until late
2005. Bert was just on the verge of a bankruptcy and losing his house
(Boulder County bankruptcy 0411628). Ruined from past marriages, broke
and desperate, they were a match made in heaven. Hope you enjoyed
pimping your whore of a girlfriend, Bert.</p>
<p>Kathy and Bert live at 5497 Raritan Place, Boulder Colorado 80303.
Feel free to send them gifts that properly express your sentiments
towards them. Kathy’s SSN is 558-27-4440. If you think I’m lying,
you’re free to check her credit report and call local hospitals
yourself.</p>
<p>My name is Memphis Two. It has been an honor welcoming you to the
Internet, Kathy.</p>
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