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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">I am the idiot formerly known as David Maynor.</font></div>
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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">No really, I am. You can verify my identity by looking at my hastily registered email address. See, it says </font><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="mailto:dave.maynor@gmail.com" target="_blank">
<font face="Times New Roman">dave.maynor@gmail.com</font></a><font face="Times New Roman">. Who else but me would know I sometimes travel in hacker circles as "Dave" instead of my big whompa injun name, "David".
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<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">Now that my identity has been confirmed I would like to get to something important, being one of the most influential hackers of 2006. It rocks, it really does. In addition to the huge cash prize, the fame, the adoration of geeks everywhere, I use it as a pick up line to get laid.
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<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">"Hey baby, want to see how one of the most influential hackers of 2006 fucks? Yeah, I thought so." </font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">Jealous? You should be. In addition to this tasty treat I also get special treatment at the airport, no waiting in line for security for me, TSA knows it would be a waste of time since I could just hack the system anyway. I'll let you in on a secret, they use a Gibson, and I got wireless 0day for it. Yeah, suck on that.
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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman">Enough spending time talking to the little people, I have to get back to being a right wing nut or jerking of while watching goats fuck or something else equally important I can't tell you about.
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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">David Maynor<br>CTO, Errata Security <br><a title="http://www.erratasec.com/" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.erratasec.com/" target="_blank">http://www.erratasec.com
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